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theburntsouffle inquired:

"Surprise, I’m pregnant!" (JESUS CHRIST I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT CHILD THIS IS FOR)

faceofeleven:

faceofeleven:

Baby Meme

"Come again?"

"That’s…amazing. That’s amazing and wonderful and terrifying and fantastic."

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"We’re going to have a baby. I bet it’ll be the little boy I wanted. Oh, Ruby’s going to be so excited!"

posted 4 minutes ago with 7 notes
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#faceofeleven #I'M SO SO SORRY

coalhillmaths:

I had a dream the Tenth Doctor fucked Lilith and then threw a handful of change at her like, “Here’s your payment, whore” and then locked her in a room on his TARDIS.

what

Whereupon Danny would force feed him his own pin stripes and break every bone in his body in alphabetical order. >_>

tbh this horrified me AND made me laugh

(Source: theburntsouffle)

I had a dream the Tenth Doctor fucked Lilith and then threw a handful of change at her like, “Here’s your payment, whore” and then locked her in a room on his TARDIS.

what

posted 1 hour ago with 3 notes
#ooc

Relationship Difficulties || Open

alastairbrooke:

"That’s it. I’m giving up on women."

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"But we’re so much fun."

posted 11 hours ago with 6 notes
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#alastairbrooke

If I get 10 ‘Accents’ I’ll record myself saying all this~

heckyeahtumblrchallenges:

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
posted 11 hours ago with 44,928 notes
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I have an attraction to teeth and I think that might be weird.

posted 12 hours ago with 2 notes
#ooc
coalhillmaths inquired:

Danny heard the pounding at his door and struggled from sleep to go and answer. He drew breath to shout at whoever was disturbing him, but two things happened - one, he saw it was Lilith. Two, she collapsed into his arms. "Hey, hey, get in here." He helped her over to the sofa and brought them both a mug of tea. "What in the world's going on, Lilith? Talk to me, gorgeous. Whose ass needs kicking?"

My muse shows up at your muses doorstep in the middle of the night. Without saying a thing, they collapse into your muse’s arms. Put your muse’s reaction in my ask box.

Lilith didn’t say anything for a long while, just relying on Danny as he lead her to the sofa and gave her tea. “I went to a pub and…now I don’t feel very well.”

posted 13 hours ago with 1 note
#coalhillmaths #message

Open

coalhillmaths:

"A religious experience?"

"Greatest religious experience of my life. The priest pressed charges, though."

(Source: theburntsouffle)

posted 13 hours ago with 5 notes
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#coalhillmaths #OMG

My muse shows up at your muses doorstep in the middle of the night. Without saying a thing, they collapse into your muse’s arms. Put your muse’s reaction in my ask box.

(Source: rpstartersanskboxfillers)

Open

        “—and that’s what happens when you have a guy’s head up your skirt during a church service.”

posted 14 hours ago with 5 notes
#W H A T