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theburntsouffle inquired:

❝You’re different from the others.❞

sovereignxlegate:

sovereignxlegate:

Oʀᴘʜᴀɴ Bʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ.

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          “You’re right, I am. Brilliant of you to notice. Also, who are you, exactly?”

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          “What can I say? I’m just better than everyone else, and if they disagree I correct them. This is good, though. I’m liking this. I’m Rory. I take it you’re not the ‘chipper’ kind, then.”

          “I like the way you think. Oh, I’m chipper when it comes to things that are actually worth being chipper about; I’m just not a very big fan of skipping around, smiling at the thought of rainbows and good deeds, and acting like everybody is my best friend.”

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ask meme: cruel intentions

"My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible." 
"Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it." 
"You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy."
"It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus." 
"Aww, she’s crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book." 
"Who are you spying on? That her?" 
"The only thing you’ll be riding is me." 
"People shouldn’t experience the act of love until they are in love." 
"You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love." 
"How can someone so charming be so manipulative?" 
"Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica." 
"My, what an adorable shirt you’re wearing!" 
"So, what are you doing in your room?" 
"Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?" 
"I didn’t mean to offend you."
"This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea. "
"He told me loved me, and I believed him." 
""I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped." 
"What happened to us?" 
"How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?" 
"Could you be more queer?" 
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." 
"I have a reputation to uphold." 
"Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you." 
"You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t?" 
"Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life." 
"Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?" 
"How dare you treat me with such disrespect!" 
"How is your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?" 
"Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way." 
"Jesus Christ, where have you been?" 
"I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny." 
"Why can’t we be together?" 
"I don’t trust myself with you." 
"This isn’t working out for me anymore." 
"There’s something I have to tell you." 
"It’s not you. It’s me… I’m completely fucked up."
"I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie." 
"I just… I just wanted to see what you were like in bed." 
"The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love."
"You mean nothing to me!" 
"You were just a conquest." 
"That little wager of yours? Count me in." 
"I’ll give you something you’ve been obsessing about." 
"You’ve got yourself a bet, baby." 
"I can’t win with you." 
"E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles." 
"God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex." 
"You’re in love with her, you don’t love me anymore." 
"Look at yourself, look at what you’ve been reduced to!" 
"People don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind." 
"I’m willing to take my chances." 
"Sometimes, I wanna kill myself." 
"I don’t fuck losers." 

(Source: frey1x1)

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theburntsouffle inquired:

❝You’re different from the others.❞

sovereignxlegate:

Oʀᴘʜᴀɴ Bʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ.

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          “You’re right, I am. Brilliant of you to notice. Also, who are you, exactly?”

             ”I was actually right? I was just taking a stab, really. Just by looking at you, you seem a hell of a lot less…chipper than the people I see on a daily basis. I’m Lilith.”

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Baby Ask Meme!

roleplayymemes:

  • "I think I’m pregnant."
  • "I’m pregnant."
  • "I think I need to buy a pregnancy test."
  • "I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
  • "I’m not sure who the father is."
  • "The baby’s coming!"
  • "…It’s twins."
  • "I’m pregnant, but you’re not the father."
  • "I’ve got somebody pregnant."
  • "Shit, I’ve knocked her up!"
  • "I think we should adopt."
  • "I want children."
  • "I want a baby."
  • "I don’t ever want kids."
  • "There’s something wrong- I think it’s the baby!"
  • "Take me to the hospital, now!"
  • "I lost the baby…"
  • "Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter."
  • "I’m having a baby!"
  • "We’re having a baby!"
  • "Surprise, I’m pregnant!"
  • "I think she’s pregnant."
  • "I think she’s lying about the pregnancy."
  • "I said you were the father but I lied."
  • "I cheated on you and now I’m pregnant."
  • "You may be their father but you’ll never be their dad."
  • "My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant."
  • "I’m not ready to be a mother/father!"
  • "I want an abortion."
  • "I’m giving him/her up for adoption."
  • "The doctor said there’s something wrong…"
  • "What do you mean ‘triplets’?!"
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*flails at the dark!Rory that followed me*

[ theburntsouffle ]

blueboxesandparadoxes:

                                    ❝ Clara! You W O N ’ T believe what
                                        just happened to me! This German
                                        Shepherd dog suddenly ran up to
                                        me and told me all about—
 ❞

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                                    ❝ Something’s wrong with
                                        you
. You’re different from
                                        Clara. ❞

                                     ”Which mental hospital are you from?”

theburntsouffle inquired:

Percy creaked the door open and tiptoed into the room, crawling up onto the foot of his parents' bed. He shimmied up between the sleeping pair until his face was up close to the Planner's and he whispered, "Hi." (I WILL NO LONGER APOLOGIZE. DEAL WITH IT.)

faceofeleven:

faceofeleven:

His son’s voice tugged gently at the edge of the Planner’s consciousness, pulling him back to the land of the living. He blinked awake and saw Percy, exceedingly close.

"Marh!" He jolted in bed, his hearts pounding, and tried to focus on the boy’s eyes.

"Perce—hello. Er, what’s up? Bad dream?"

"Perce, no!" He hurried after the boy with his shirt in hand, noting to check on Ruby so she didn’t sleep in a pile of salt and crumbs, and followed him into their bathroom, trying to make as little noise as possible so Lilith could sleep.

"Percy!" He picked him up out of the tub and set him on the floor. "At least undress properly, okay?"

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"Of course, Daddy! You’re right." He was out of the room in an instant, racing back moments later with his swim trunks on. "You’re really smart. Not as smart as Mama, but up there."

He took a handful of bath toys from a crate by the tub and dumped them into the water. “Get your swimsuit on, Daddy. Monstro wants you to swim with us.” He lifted up a squeaky whale.

Send “What’s this?” And I will generate a number to see what item your muse has found in mine’s belongings.

rp-meme:

*Note: Uses Random Number Generator* Safe, NSFW, Fluffy, Dangerous and some miscellaneous items:

Can generate fluff, angst, nsfw or possible triggers.
Numbers 1-45

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theburntsouffle inquired:

Percy creaked the door open and tiptoed into the room, crawling up onto the foot of his parents' bed. He shimmied up between the sleeping pair until his face was up close to the Planner's and he whispered, "Hi." (I WILL NO LONGER APOLOGIZE. DEAL WITH IT.)

faceofeleven:

faceofeleven:

His son’s voice tugged gently at the edge of the Planner’s consciousness, pulling him back to the land of the living. He blinked awake and saw Percy, exceedingly close.

"Marh!" He jolted in bed, his hearts pounding, and tried to focus on the boy’s eyes.

"Perce—hello. Er, what’s up? Bad dream?"

"No!" The Planner pushed the bowl of ice cream away from Percy before he could make it a third. "Percy, stop it."

He lifted Percy’s shirt and tried to wipe the ice cream away. Oh, they’d all be exhausted tomorrow. “Ruby—” He glanced at her and sighed, and then said, “Okay, only have a few more and then go up to bed, okay? I have to take care of your brother.”

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"Okay, Daddy." Ruby grinned, taking the bag and walking right back to her and Percy’s room, munching on crisps in her bed.

"Catch me, Daddy!" Percy slipped right out of his shirt, racing out of the kitchen. He ran up to his parents bedroom and into their bathroom, hurriedly turning on the bath and hopping in with his pajama pants still on.

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Smut Sentence Starters

smut-101:

★ This cock isn’t going to suck itself, you know?

★ Can you hand me a towel? I’m a little wet.

★ You want to have sex here? What if someone catches us?

★ Let me show you why we should stay in bed.

★ I see you started without me.

★ It seems I forgot to wear any underwear tonight.

★ Hate me all you want. You can’t deny how good the sex is.

★ Wanna taste?

★ You look tense. Let me help you relax.

★ Less talking. More fucking.

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